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The hills are alive, with the sound of allergy sufferers sniffling in misery while their loved ones take photos. Also, it's time to branch out when it comes to apocalypse theories and great white sharks are headed to the Northeast.

There's just something that feels great about loving to hate people like this. Probably endorphins or chemicals or some third biological thing. - [BleacherReport]

These summer camps for the children of the exceptionally wealthy cost more than most people make in a month. - [MentalFloss]

Friendly tip: Stay out of the water. Great white sharks have been spotted in Massachusetts. - [Time]

Schools are so worried about getting sued for using sunblock on kids, they're opening themselves up to getting sued for giving kids skin cancer. - [HuffingtonPost]

Eye make-up fashion is getting seriously out of hand. - [Oddee]

The British royal family released their pecking order, and Duchess Catherine is further down the chain with her in-laws than with the media. - [GlobalPost]

When zombies, aliens or human hubris won't do, authors can stray into some strange apocalyptic tales. - [Flavorwire]

Everyone's favorite elitest Dowager Countess of Downton Abbey has finally met her match. - [Glamour]

So Magic Mike is being turned into a stage musical. Isn't that just called Chippendales? - [FilmDrunk]

Headline Story: This hillside in Hokkaido, Japan is either giving you an eyegasm or an empathetic allergy attack. Or both. - [Reddit]