Giant penguins once adorably/terrifyingly roamed the Earth. - [History]
15 products designed for women by idiots. - [Gurl]
Alabama springs trans-vaginal ultrasound bill in worst game of political Whack-A-Mole ever. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Limb-lengthening plastic surgery adds inches to your height via high-tech torture. - [TheWeek]
Louis CK fires himself from his own show. - [DeathAndTaxes]
Even pigeons can't afford to live in Manhattan; commute from New Jersey daily instead. - [Gothamist]
New "Battleship" posters remind us just how ludicrous this concept is. - [JustJared]
Guantanamo detainees can now enjoy the "world's sport" with $750k soccer field. - [FoxNews]
Drusilla from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" is getting her own comic spin-off. - [EW]
Headline Story: Lawrence talks fame and "Hunger Games". - [Celebitchy]