In case you forgot, the Academy really doesn't like female directors unless their dad's name is Coppola. - [Flavorwire]
Salvador Dali selling chocolate is both wonderful and terrifying. - [GOOD]
The 20 worst dresses that ever graced the Oscars. - [TheFrisky]
Mmmmmm, your city sure smells pretty. - [GQ]
Google Street View is going down under...the sea. - [DiscoveryNews]
Temporary lip tattoos are the latest thing in beauty that makes you look like a leper. - [TheStir]
Europe's Anti-Torture Committee (wait wut) is asking Germany to stop castrating sex offenders. - [DeathAndTaxes]
Headline: So at this point, can we all just agree Timberlake is never going to marry this woman, no matter what promises he makes? - [GlobalGrind]