Harlequin Shrimp Is Almost Too Pretty To Eat And Other Links

Almost. Also, now that Abraham Lincoln kills vampires, some other historical figures could use a reboot and a look at life if it came with a safety guide.

The next time someone tells you conspiracy theories are too insane to be true, just bust these 6 examples of why they're full of it. - [Cracked]

Add air conditioners to the long list of things that are making us morbidly obese. - [Treehugger]

Are these news stories or horror movie plot pitches? News stories? Oh...oh. - [MentalFloss]

Only 100 things really annoy Louis CK. - [Maxim]

You wanted to end your work week by marveling at bizarre animal dongs, right? - [TheWeek]

Now that Abraham Lincoln is a vampire hunter, some other historic figures could use badass upgrade. - [WordAndFilm]

When most people think Wimbledon, they think boring old tennis. But they should be thinking tennis populated by smoking hot ladies. - [BleacherReport]

A look at what life would be like if everything came with a safety manual. - [CollegeHumor]

The new 3DS XL model is so large you might need to call it a laptop. - [GammaSquad]

Headline Story: This photo by Girts Kravalis shows the unique shrimp scuttling across musical debris off the coast of Indonesia. - [NationalGeographic]