Accidentally Dirty Mother's Day Card And Other Weekend Links

Yeah yeah yeah, tomorrow is Father's Day but this was too Freudian to pass up. Plus if we ask enough times maybe Pixar will make a Marvel movie and scientists just made a new discovery on the moon of Titan.

Is Pixar going to make a Marvel movie? How about now? ....Okay, well what about now? - [SlashFilm]

The evolution of Tom Cruise's hair over the decades. - [TheDailyBeast]

What, House Hunters is fake? Does this mean reality television is scripted? Oh perserve my delicate sensibilities! - [Slate]

You know the old saying, karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf". Untrue but true. - [BleacherReport]

What kind of monster would trick a rural town into thinking they were getting a Taco Bell? - [Neatorama]

People of Earth. Titan is totally lifeless despite the recent discovery of lakes on its surface. Please attempt no manned landing. Titan out. - [Time]

This t-shirt is the epitome of the "Call Me Maybe" meme. Time to drop the mic and walk away. - [UPROXX]

This 1000 lbs. Transformer bartender wine rack made from from engine parts can be yours for only $7k. - [Tecca]

Now see here America, do we really need to have the talk about when is an appropriate time to call 911...AGAIN? - [DeathAndTaxes]

Headline Story: Just a hand-made card from son to mother. Nothing to see here folks. Move along. - [Reddit]