Buzz·Posted on Sep 19, 20117 Situations Made Better With Pirate SpeakAhoy ye swabby landlubbers! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Celebrate with a grog and wench or a...whatever be the male equivalent of a wench.by Donna DickensCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 7. Getting Pulled Over By The Cops 6. Dealing With Jehovah's Witnesses 5. Parent/Teacher Conferences 4. Mowing The Lawn 3. Important Business Meeting 2. Sexy Times 1. Ordering Coffee