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    Why Jase Robertson Is My Soul Mate.

    A look at the beard and beyond:

    Look at this face.

    Those eyes...

    That beard...

    But behind those baby blues and those winsome whiskers burns a deeper love...

    A fresh, hot, glazed gem of a deal maker...

    And his wisdom continues:

    I'll eat to that.