Why You Should Love Squidward

Squidward is love, Squidward is life.

If you were a normal child, you would have watched this sponge, on the television.

You remeber all the characters, right? I mean, who could forget?

Plankton, Mr Krabs, Sandy, Spongebob, Squidward, Patrick, Gary and the occasional jellyfish.

You probably loved Spongebob and Patrick.

And, if you truly loved them, you would have defended them everytime Squidward yelled at them, for doing something that was totally not their fault.

"It's your fault you left the door open, Squidward!"

However, children, we have all been getting it wrong- oh yes, the tables have turned.

Oh, you should care...

This mighty fine squid, is you:

Da helll???

Now, I know what you must be thinking: "Squidwaaard?? Nah mate, you have it all wrong- I'm Spongebob, I'm lovable and all that".

"Aren't I?"

Most of us despised Squidward, when we were younger. But, the truth is, he is our spirit animal

How we are feeling, is what he is feeling. What we do, is what he does.

The Master of Squid has spoken.

We have become the squid, and, as a result of that, we have to love him.

I mean, come on! Is this not you every morning?

Is this not you attempting to "twerk"?

Is this not you, every day of your life?

If you are these Squidwards, welcome. Welcome to the FUUUTUUUURE!

"This is my jam!"