13 Reasons Why You Should Visit Britain

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1. We have the most beautiful architecture

What a majestic man-cave that is!

2. I don't even want to get started on the artwork

No really, I don't!

3. The lads in Britain are mighty fine

*Faints*

4. So are the women

So fabulous!

5. The food is sinfully greasy

Mmmm... So delectable.

6. And the scenery is just breathtaking

Everywhere you go in Britain, this is what you find

7. All british people are sponsored by toothpaste

And most should be forced to use it.

8. Our fashion sense is so very charming

Make that questionably charming.

9. You wouldn't be able to watch our television programmes anywhere else in the world

You wouldn't want to.

10. As everyone knows, we are ever so polite

Thank you for letting me apologize to your welcoming badger.

11. We stick up for others and things we belive in (whilst being polite)

(Sort of)

12. Children get (and have gotten) the best education

Like I said: the best.

13. And finally, this cockwomble

He is a cockwomble, though.