13 Unlikely Things We Convince Ourselves With (As Told By Cats)

"I'll go offline now." But you're still reading this list.

1.

"I'll win the lottery jackpot one day."

But you've used every combination you can think of, used every lucky number you get a hold of, and you've only gotten 2 digits correct at most.

2.

"One last snooze, 5 minutes."

But, you'd wake up 3 days after.

3.

"One last shot! For the road!"

But you'd wake up naked the next day, in someone else's garden.

4.

"It's almost time to go home!"

But after peeing thrice, sipping 5 cups of coffee, completing 110 levels on Candy Crush, only 13 minutes have passed.

5.

"I don't need those medicine or treatment. I'll get better eventually."

But, you'd be in a coma the next month.

6.

"I'll meet my perfect soulmate one day."

Then, you'd start dressing up your cat and calling it "Sweetie".

7.

"I can save more on this discounted TV."

Then, you'd spend twice its price to have it repaired every other week.

8.

"I'll pass this chain letter to 50 people so I won't die."

Then, 50 people would plan to commit a murder.

9.

"I'll have coffee at Starbucks to look elite."

Then, you'd walk home.

10.

"Just one more win and I'm done."

Then, you'd lose your house, car and wife.

11.

"I'll go to heaven if I go to church every Sunday."

But, you'd commit the seven deadly sins all other days of the week.

12.

"Life abroad is easier."

Then, you'd borrow money from home to go back home.

13.

"You won't get pregnant if we take it out right before we c*m."

Then, you'd sweep all dry and wet markets looking for Tommy Atkins mangoes that your preggy wife demands.