Zombie Combat Club

"Fact: During a zombie outbreak, 98% of individuals will have to kill an undead ghoul without the use of a firearm. The Zombie Combat Club has a single objective - to educate the public on effective hand-to-hand combat techniques to eradicate the threat of the living dead. We are not a school, dojo, or military unit. We are a civilian group dedicated to providing accurate situational combat theory and education to fight the walking dead, and survive." -- This site is so hard-core and informative it makes me wonder if it is written by a real-life embodiment of Dwight Schrute...