Sleep with multiple penguins in your bed.
Always have a bottle of wine at the ready.
Become too invested in TV shows.
Be one of the guys.
Be one of the girls.
Choose career over love.
Don't let your friends force you to meet people.
Judge people on their inability to put together a full sentence.
Keep a good attitude about being single.
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