1, The capital city is essentially a mud sack with a bonfire
2, It’s just plain ugly
3, The people are hideous
4, Pakistani men are horrible human beings
5, The ports? Pfft,
6, History? Pakistan doesn't believe in preserving history
7, The heritage sights are nothing special
8, The architecture is boring
9, Also, there is absolutely nothing special about the mosques
10, Their musical taste is abysmal
11, There is nothing to do
12, It is a nation of politically brainwashed, simpleminded zombies
13, The film industry is primitive
14, Never has a Pakistani creative mind accomplished anything, ever
15, The food is overcooked and unappetising
16, All Pakistani politicians are drunk, feudal maniacs
17, They don't have a sense of humour
18, All the women are oppressed and suicidal
19, There are no exciting tourist spots
20, And finally, Pathans are the worst of all
(On a serious note. Our attempt is inspired by the Iranian version, we believe that Iran is stunning.)