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We Know How Similar You Are To Gaston From "Beauty And The Beast"

No ones has his own quiz like Gaston!

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    People rarely say "no" to you.
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    Yet still, you know what rejection feels like.
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    You've felt dismissed.
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    Someone has told you that you need to pull yourself together.
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    You've felt "down in the dumps" lately.
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    But deep down, you know everyone wants to be you.
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    Actually, there's NO ONE your town as admired as you.
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    You're everyone's favorite.
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    Everyone's awed and inspired by you.
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    You're slick.
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    You're quick.
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    ...Your neck is incredibly thick.
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    No one is as manly or womanly as you.
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    You would consider yourself a "pure paragon."
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    You have a friend named Tom.
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    You have a friend named Dick.
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    You have a friend named Stanley.
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    When you play sports everyone wants to be on YOUR team.
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    No one's really "been like" you.
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    You're quite the king pin.
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    You've got a swell cleft on your chin.
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    You fight.
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    You have a tendency to bite in wrestling matches.
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    No one's as burly and brawny as you.
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    You have biceps to spare.
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    Not a bit of you's scraggly or scrawny.
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    Every last inch of you is covered with hair.
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    You know how to hit.
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    You're great at matching wits in chess.
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    You're especially good at expectorating.
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    When you were a lad/lass you ate 4 dozen eggs.
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    ...but now that you're grown, you eat 5 dozen eggs.
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    You're roughly the size of a barge.
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    You know how to shoot a gun.
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    You "make those beauts."
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    You frequently tromp around wearing boots.
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    You use antlers in all of your decorating.
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    You're intimidating.
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    You're the best.
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