You've been told you're a talented artist.You have a vivid imagination.Superhero films are your absolute favorite.You have an annoying older sibling.You have an intense, stalker-like crush on someone special.They're named after a food.You also have a pet named after a food.You don't have a whole lot of hair.You would describe your style as 'preppy'.Sweater vests are your jam.You hate a person by the name of 'Roger'.Or 'Guy'You know how to play the banjo or a similar instrument.You have a journal.You frequently write in said journal.You've moved towns before.You're a big time day dreamer.You have a large nose.And big feet?You have some sort of social anxiety.You're always constantly fearing the absolute worst.You've written a song for someone special.You always say you're (Your age) "AND A HALF"You love blondes.You've crushed on a 'Patti'.You've dated a 'Cassandra'.You have a delightfully zany neighbor.People have said you're very soft spoken.If you could you would make a movie where everyone who ever gave you trouble would be the bad guys.You can be whiny.You HATE liver and onions.Your favorite food is hamburgers or ice cream.Or beets.You've managed to meet your favorite band.You've been in the boy/girl scouts.You've hidden a creature against the government's wishes.You've been bullied.You HATE when people call your journal a DIARY.You freak out at scary movies.You've worked for the school newspaper.You love comic books.You sometimes even write/illustrate your own comic books.You're insecure about yourself.You have an embarrassing middle name.You have a short temper despite your usually meek nature.You tend to overthink things.You blush an unusual amount.You admire Superman.You admire James Bond.You admire Indiana Jones.You have a local hangout you love going to.You've used the infantile term 'date date' or 'like like'.You've used the phrase 'I have this friend....it's not me'Your first name is actually Doug.Your last name is Funnie.
Are You Actually Doug Funnie?
....Nothing like Doug Funnie. Maybe you're a fan of the cartoon but Doug definitely isn't your spirit animal. Which isn't a bad thing at all, maybe you're more of a Roger, or a Guy, or a Beebe.
...Not very much like Doug. Maybe some of these you checked was a pure coincidence because you're far from being Doug. Sure maybe you have poor self confidence or like hamburgers but that doesn't exactly make you Doug's twin.
....A little like Doug. You have enough in common with Doug that people could bring it up, but nothing out of the ordinary. Maybe you could be friends with him but you have a good ways to go before being exactly like him.
...Basically are Doug Funnie. Huh you seem familiar...have I seen you on TV? How's Porkchop? Is he still alive? Are you and Patti married...yet? We have so many questions.