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Are You Actually Doug Funnie?

Is Patti the mayonnaise for you?

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    You've been told you're a talented artist.
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    You have a vivid imagination.
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    Superhero films are your absolute favorite.
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    You have an annoying older sibling.
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    You have an intense, stalker-like crush on someone special.
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    They're named after a food.
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    You also have a pet named after a food.
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    You don't have a whole lot of hair.
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    You would describe your style as 'preppy'.
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    Sweater vests are your jam.
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    You hate a person by the name of 'Roger'.
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    Or 'Guy'
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    You know how to play the banjo or a similar instrument.
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    You have a journal.
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    You frequently write in said journal.
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    You've moved towns before.
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    You're a big time day dreamer.
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    You have a large nose.
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    And big feet?
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    You have some sort of social anxiety.
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    You're always constantly fearing the absolute worst.
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    You've written a song for someone special.
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    You always say you're (Your age) "AND A HALF"
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    You love blondes.
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    You've crushed on a 'Patti'.
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    You've dated a 'Cassandra'.
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    You have a delightfully zany neighbor.
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    People have said you're very soft spoken.
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    If you could you would make a movie where everyone who ever gave you trouble would be the bad guys.
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    You can be whiny.
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    You HATE liver and onions.
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    Your favorite food is hamburgers or ice cream.
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    Or beets.
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    You've managed to meet your favorite band.
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    You've been in the boy/girl scouts.
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    You've hidden a creature against the government's wishes.
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    You've been bullied.
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    You HATE when people call your journal a DIARY.
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    You freak out at scary movies.
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    You've worked for the school newspaper.
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    You love comic books.
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    You sometimes even write/illustrate your own comic books.
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    You're insecure about yourself.
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    You have an embarrassing middle name.
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    You have a short temper despite your usually meek nature.
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    You tend to overthink things.
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    You blush an unusual amount.
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    You admire Superman.
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    You admire James Bond.
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    You admire Indiana Jones.
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    You have a local hangout you love going to.
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    You've used the infantile term 'date date' or 'like like'.
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    You've used the phrase 'I have this friend....it's not me'
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    Your first name is actually Doug.
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    Your last name is Funnie.
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