You have to think carefully what you will do by this weekend? , Actually i made my own path and i have decided to do nothing for sure some will be the same and others not this will be determined according to people priorities.
By the way doing nothing at the weekend is not with that ease , you should be anxious for preparation it needs a lot of planning to do nothing and now i will show-off in four-easy steps how to do nothing by this weekend.
Step 1
Write down your To-Do list
First of all , go now and snatch piece of paper from any notebook , and write down those golden pieces of advice to follow and go-through:
Don't do something important , like helping others , watering plants , take a shower and many.
Don't wake up early , just be awake to late hours of night then sleep wherever you felt that.
If someone asked you to hangout with him/her say i am busy(BUT ACTUALLY YOU ARE NOT).
In case your parents asked you to help them in handling some stuff in the house tell them am really sorry i can't due to personal issues(THIS PART YOU SHOULD BE CREATIVE AS POSSIBLE AS CAN).
If you felt hungry while doing nothing like stated above , don't even think to move from your sweetie bed or lovely sofa to bring yourself food or even water in case you are thirsty and be aware from bathroom if you felt that you have to go to pee DON'T move , because if you did such action you will spoil the whole plan.
Step 2
Be Aware From Traps
When i used the term "Traps" i meant it , as many people uses their brain to the maximum degrees of intelligence , as example one day friend asked me to go to him to have cup of coffe and i refused because i pretended being busy while i was not , then he gave this method a twist he asked me in case you are not able to come to me i can come to you and we will have this cup at any place beside your home , by this moment i realized he is trapping me to accept with that deal but i told him my -virtual- refusal reasons i gotta some stuff to finish with my parents at home , but this is not even existed and he will never ask my parents is that real?! , So always have you own plan B and be aware of twists and traps.
Step 3
The Lion theory
The Lion theory in it's importance like Newton second law of motion , what this theory states"If lion break into your home while you are watching TV , or doing nothing to run or resist"
Let's explain briefly how successfully you can implement this golden theory to your weekends to be successful in your life and year by year you will win the trophy of Nothingness.
Theory words are crystal clear , if lion broke the window and entered your home , don't run , resist or even move because those shitty actions will result in spoiling the whole weekend and you will have to wait until the next weekend to do it the right way , okay let's complete if the lion break into the house he will search for meat to eat for sure you have it in the fridge thus he will go there to get it and eat it , You still in your place then he will come to you and looks at your eyes tell him those magical words "Go Now I am In Weekend" , it will go instantly because for simple reasons he took what he want the meat if you ever think that it went because your words , then you are in big problem.
Step 4
Don't Do Don't Do
I want you all to pay me attention during discussing with this step because it is the summery and the most powerful tool to do nothing.
The step title is "Don't do Don't do" , it is very simple don't do any of the above steps because it considered as doing and our exact target from the first beginning of the post is not to do anything even the steps above and this also do not do anything , Finally wishing all of you happy weekend full of nothingness :)
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