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    The Characters From "Party Down" React To The Hot Messes Of "Party Down South"

    Blasphemy! Though shalt not take the name "Party Down" in vain!

    "Party Down South" is a new reality show from the creator of "Jersey Shore," that premiered on CMT tonight. It takes all the sex, booze, and fighting that made "Jersey Shore" a hit and combines it with America's new Redneck obsession.

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    Admittedly, I didn't watch "Party Down South" tonight (I was busy watching Community and Parks & Rec), but I'm personally offended by the title of the show, because for a tenth of a second I thought it was some amazing Netflix spin-off of "Party Down," that I didn't realize was happening, only to have my dreams decimated, upon watching this trailer.

    Seriously?

    I'm just like...

    They pee on each other.

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    They're not worried about getting splinters in their cooters.

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    They drink and sweat a lot.

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    They use words like "britches" instead of "pants."

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    It all makes you sorta want to kill them...

    "Trashy is so much funner."

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    They get all high and mighty.

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    They pour Hydrogen Peroxide down their urethra's to help fight the onset of STDs.

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    But then they convince potential Congressmen to do keg stands...

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    ...which is actually pretty funny.

    So you're like, "Okay, Country Music Television, I'll play your little game... What else y'all got for me?"

    You begin to relate: "Whiskey makes me frisky too!" you say.

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    Suddenly, it's like "Aww, they're a dysfunctional little family. I'm still judging them, but OMF-ing-G SO FUN!"

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    We've clearly got a new cultural phenomenon on our hands.