"Party Down South" is a new reality show from the creator of "Jersey Shore," that premiered on CMT tonight. It takes all the sex, booze, and fighting that made "Jersey Shore" a hit and combines it with America's new Redneck obsession.
I'm just like...
They pee on each other.
They're not worried about getting splinters in their cooters.
They drink and sweat a lot.
They use words like "britches" instead of "pants."
It all makes you sorta want to kill them...
"Trashy is so much funner."
They get all high and mighty.
They pour Hydrogen Peroxide down their urethra's to help fight the onset of STDs.
But then they convince potential Congressmen to do keg stands...
...which is actually pretty funny.
So you're like, "Okay, Country Music Television, I'll play your little game... What else y'all got for me?"
You begin to relate: "Whiskey makes me frisky too!" you say.
Suddenly, it's like "Aww, they're a dysfunctional little family. I'm still judging them, but OMF-ing-G SO FUN!"
We've clearly got a new cultural phenomenon on our hands.
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