How To Break Up With Someone, As Told By Cats

Because cats are better than anyone in interpersonal relationships and they know best about everything.

We need to talk...

I'm going out of my mind these days.

I need to get some stuff resolved.

I think I'm not ready for a relationship.

I tried, but I can't.

Don't get the wrong idea. It's not you, it's me.

Because you are a terrific human being...

And you deserve much better.

I think it's best for me to focus on something else for a while.

I need to get my head together.

I don't wanna lose you as a friend...

I'm so sorry if I broke your heart.

It's time for me to leave now. Bye.

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Hey, it's me again. I think I left my iPhone charging cable here, can I have it back?