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19 Facts Proving You Should Never Rap

Leave it to the pros.

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1. You have never sag your pants before

2. You can’t afford all the jewels you need

3. You don’t really know what to do with your hands

4. Anne Hathaway raps better than you ever will

5. Nothing really rhymes when you want it to

6. Natalie Portman got that swag, the swag you never had

7. You will never rap that fast

8. You have never held a gun

9. That sloth will always rap more tender than you

10. There are not enough girls around you

11. There is no way you are another Rap God

12. You always follow the rules

13. You are probably going to have some problems with the N-word

14. Your granny will kick your ass anyway

15. You can’t rap for living

16. Bloomberg’s sign interpreter looks better than you on stage

17. You don’t have the special rap suit

18. This is how you are going to look like for everyone around

19. You will barely earn some respect

Probably you are just a better listener

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