OK, so for the mooooost part, when it comes to eating foods in unusual combinations or weird ways, I'm all aboard the ~no judgement train.~ Eating is personal, and you should be able to eat what you want, how you want!
Buuuuuut there ARE some "eating sins" that are just, well, completely mind-boggling, and when Reddit user K3na recently asked people to share the most "outrageous" eating sins they've witnessed, well, the internet delivered so fast, they probably deserve a tip.
1. Milk + grape juice.
"When I visited my aunt’s family as a kid she served a 'purple cow' — milk mixed with grape juice — for breakfast."
2. Milk + beer.
"I used to work as a bartender. One day, a middle-aged man walked in and ordered a beer with milk.
Me: Excuse me? You want the milk in the same glass as the beer?
Customer: Correct.
So I poured him the beer and added milk in the same glass. It looked disgusting to me. I gave him the drink, he paid for it, happily drank his beer-milk and left."
4. Peanut butter + pizza.
5. Bread, but dipped in soda.
"When I was a server, I had a customer dip her bread in a glass of Coke. She finished her whole bread basket and Coke and asked for another basket and another refill of Coke, and went to town again for round two."
7. Red pepper flakes. Just...red pepper flakes.
"I work at a pub/restaurant waiting tables. This couple walks in who I've never seen but are apparently regulars. The bartender sees them, shoots me a glance, and goes to grab something from the kitchen. Before even taking their order, he's filled the crushed red pepper shaker and told me to take it over to them. The woman orders a small cup of French onion soup and proceeds to unscrew the cap of this shaker and dump the entirety of it onto her soup, an inch high off the top of her bowl. She's eating this spicy red pepper like cereal and didn't even ask for a drink refill."
8. "Crunchy" scrambled eggs.
9. Eggs, but with the yolks sucked out..........
"Dude in my dining hall had a plate of sunny-side-up eggs. Scooped under an egg with his fork, brought it up to his mouth, and only touched his lips to the yolk. Proceeded to suck all the yolk, and then slurped the rest of the egg in. It was like a car crash; I couldn't look away but I was horrified."
10. Watermelon + ketchup.
"A watermelon and ketchup sadwich. I call it a sadwich because it makes me sad."
11. Grilled cheese + jelly.
"I put jelly on my grilled cheese. IDK if anybody else does this but I always have and everybody I know thinks I’m a freak for doing it."
12. Pancakes + ranch dressing.
13. Orange spice cake + mint icing.
"I had a friend who went through a period where cake decorating was her hobby, and she made some amazing-looking cakes that all tasted horrible because of the bizarre flavor combinations. It was always a bit funny, because people would compliment the look of them and then have to figure out how to throw their pieces away without being rude about it. The worst one was a Christmas cake with an immaculate-looking fondant Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that was an orange spice cake covered in mint icing. It was like brushing your teeth and rinsing with orange juice in cake form."
14. A "Ritz" sandwich.
"My sister would make Ritz cracker sandwiches, except the thing that went between the two Ritz cracker 'buns' was another Ritz cracker, except chewed up and spit out. It was disgusting."
15. Plain, peeled lemons.
"This is my own confession. I really love to eat lemons. Not in wedges or squeezed on things, but in the way you would eat an orange or a clementine, by peeling it and eating the whole thing. For some reason sourness is just the best to me."
16. Spray butter??
18. "Creamified" burritos.
"Kid I used to know in school used to rip open his milk carton, and dip his burrito into the chocolate milk. Sometimes he'd even go so far as to rip open the burrito and pour his milk onto the beef and eggs to (I'm quoting him here) 'creamify the meat.' I don't know, man, but the word 'creamify' is just...ugh."
19. Milk + spaghetti.
"Saw a dude eat spaghetti in milk one time. One very dark time."
20. Sprite, but with whipped cream.
"Guy ordered a Sprite in McDonald's. Asked the cashier to put whipped cream on top. Wanted to slap it out of his hand when they actually gave it to them."
21. And finally, plain. boiled. chicken??????
In closing, please live your life and do what you want, guys, but...I'm also a little worried. Is everyone okay?? Do you all need me to call someone for you???
