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15 Animals I Could Have Lived My Entire Life Without Seeing

Damn nature, you scary.

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1. Coconut Crabs

More like Coco-NOT-TO-FUCKING-DAY crabs.
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More like Coco-NOT-TO-FUCKING-DAY crabs.

2. Vietnamese Centipedes

I wish I had 100 legs to kick you off the planet, Mr. Centipede.
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I wish I had 100 legs to kick you off the planet, Mr. Centipede.

3. Geoducks

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I WANT TO DIE.

4. Goblin Sharks

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Who allowed this to happen?

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5. Lampreys

IDK man.
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IDK man.

6. Sarcastic Fringeheads

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GRAHHH. Also, who named this animal, amirite?

7. Camel Crickets

MY SKIN IS CRAWLING.
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MY SKIN IS CRAWLING.

8. Proboscis Monkeys

How did the Earth create this....?
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How did the Earth create this....?

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9. Bobbit Worms

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Honestly, let's just cancel the ocean.

10. Marabou Storks

So that's where babies have been coming from?
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So that's where babies have been coming from?

11. Bilbys

It's like a possum and a rabbit had a really screwed up baby.
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It's like a possum and a rabbit had a really screwed up baby.

12. Aye-Ayes

That's a hard nay-nay from me.
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That's a hard nay-nay from me.

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13. Whip Scorpions

I seek a swift death.
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I seek a swift death.

14. Milk Snakes

Milk? Alright. Snakes? Terrifying? Milk snakes? The worst.
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Milk? Alright. Snakes? Terrifying? Milk snakes? The worst.

15. Giant Isopods

Giant pain in my ass.
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Giant pain in my ass.

Basically nature is terrifying, and if all the creatures on this list ever waged a war against humans we'd all be dead.

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