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    15 Animals I Could Have Lived My Entire Life Without Seeing

    Damn nature, you scary.

    1. Coconut Crabs

    More like Coco-NOT-TO-FUCKING-DAY crabs.

    2. Vietnamese Centipedes

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    I wish I had 100 legs to kick you off the planet, Mr. Centipede.

    3. Geoducks

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    4. Goblin Sharks

    Who allowed this to happen?

    5. Lampreys

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    IDK man.

    6. Sarcastic Fringeheads

    GRAHHH. Also, who named this animal, amirite?

    7. Camel Crickets

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    8. Proboscis Monkeys

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    How did the Earth create this....?

    9. Bobbit Worms

    Honestly, let's just cancel the ocean.

    10. Marabou Storks

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    So that's where babies have been coming from?

    11. Bilbys

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    It's like a possum and a rabbit had a really screwed up baby.

    12. Aye-Ayes

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    That's a hard nay-nay from me.

    13. Whip Scorpions

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    I seek a swift death.

    14. Milk Snakes

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    Milk? Alright. Snakes? Terrifying? Milk snakes? The worst.

    15. Giant Isopods

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    Giant pain in my ass.

    Basically nature is terrifying, and if all the creatures on this list ever waged a war against humans we'd all be dead.

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