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Updated on Sep 21, 2019. Posted on Oct 24, 2017

This Barista Shared The Worst Drinks They Made At Starbucks And BRB I Need A Moment

NO ONE NEEDS 20 PUMPS OF PUMPKIN SYRUP!

After putting in his two weeks' notice at Starbucks, Tumblr user The Black Nerd decided to share some of the most insane drink combinations he's had to make.

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I'm all for ordering whatever you'd like, but these drink modifications and substitutions are a little out of hand.

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Ingredients: Venti White Mocha, 1/2 decaf, 10 pumps raspberry syrup.

I mean, I guess people really like their syrups.

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Ingredients: Venti Chestnut Praline Latte, 7 pumps chestnut praline syrup, sugar-free cinnamon dolce, nonfat, 9 Splenda.

Seriously, guys, don't get between Starbucks customers and their fucking syrup.

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Ingredients: Venti Iced Black Tea, 18 (!) pumps classic syrup.

While we're at it, you should probably stand clear of any Starbucks patron who hasn't had their sugar intake for the day.

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Ingredients: Tall Pike Place Coffee, extra cream, 12 packets of sugar.

But come on, what human being needs 15 Splendas in their coffee???

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Ingredients: Grande Iced Coffee, 15 Splenda, light ice.

Or six extra shots of espresso in their mocha??

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Ingredients: Venti Mocha Frappuccino, 6 shots espresso, 4 pumps mocha, 12 raw sugar packets, espresso whipped cream.

And y'all, don't even get me started on this true abomination of the Starbucks brand.

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Ingredients: Tall Pike Place Coffee, 20 pumps classic syrup, cream.

Who on God's green earth needs 16 PUMPS OF CARAMEL SYRUP??

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Ingredients: Venti Caramel Frappuccino, 5 pumps coffee syrup, 16 pumps caramel syrup, almond milk.

I DON'T CARE THAT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SEASON ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR. GO TAKE YOUR 20-PUMPS-OF-PUMPKIN ASS DOWN TO THE DOCTOR AND GET MEDICAL HELP ASAP.

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Ingredients: Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte, 14 shots espresso, 20 pumps pumpkin spice syrup, almond milk, extra pumpkin topping, no whipped cream.

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