Food·Posted on Jul 26, 201421 Cocktails You Can Totally Pretend Are HealthyBecause drinking your vegetables still counts for something, right?by Deena ShankerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink blog.anthropologie.com 1. Kale-Ginger Margarita saveur.com We all know that adding kale to anything automatically makes it good for you. Recipe here. 2. Beet and Carrot Cocktail cookingstoned.tv See that sprig of thyme? That means it's a salad. Recipe here. 3. Cucumber Cape Codder marthastewart.com / Johnny Miller Cranberries for UTI prevention, obvs. Recipe here. 4. Carrot Mimosas kitchentreaty.com Because if the carrots don't help you see things more clearly, at least the alcohol will. Recipe here. 5. White Cucumber Sangria lover.ly Between the cucumbers and the mint leaves, you've basically met your greens requirement for the week. Recipe here. 6. 24th Street Spritz bonappetit.com / Maxime Iatton Hydration is really important in the summer. Celery is good, too. Recipe here. 7. The Dirty Mary saveur.com The salami garnish adds protein to an already vegetable-heavy beverage. Recipe here. 8. Chamomile Honey and Whiskey Cocktail acozykitchen.com Nothing soothes like chamomile, especially when mixed with whiskey, amirite? Recipe here. 9. Cucumber & Green Tea Mojito cookingstoned.tv Metabolism boosting green tea means the calories from the sugar don't even exist. Recipe here. 10. Red Pepper Martini cookieandkate.com An appetizer and cocktail rolled into one: So economical of you. Recipe here. 11. Sweet Pea Cocktail spoonforkbacon.com Peas and rum: Both will keep you young. Recipe here. 12. Celery Cilantro Cocktail skinnytaste.com Celery actually has negative calories, so you can drink five of these and still come out ahead. Sort of. Recipe here. 13. The Retox Cocktail saveur.com / Ganda Suthivarakom Want to cheat on your cleanse but just a ~little~? Add bourbon. Recipe here. 14. Cucumber Mint Martini boulderlocavore.com Vodka kills bacteria. Honest. Recipe here. 15. Red Chile Martini creative-culinary.com Spicy foods help burn calories so adding a chile means this cocktail practically never even happened. Which is perfect because after a couple, you won't remember it anyway. Recipe here. 16. The Cucumber Cooler blog.anthropologie.com Just another example of Anthropologie reading into my soul and giving me exactly what I never knew I always needed. Recipe here. 17. Pineapple Arugula Mojito bakedbree.com Practically an arugula and pineapple salad with a rum-sugar dressing. Recipe here. 18. The Pickle Back Flickr: chantelle-joy There's gotta be something nutritious left in the pickle juice, right? (Recipe: Shot of whiskey, followed by shot of pickle juice.) 19. Zucchini-Tini foodnetwork.com Totally works on a raw food diet, too. Recipe here. 20. Cucumber Pomegranate swoonedmagazine.com Antioxidants like WHOA. Plus cucumber. Recipe here. 21. Avocado Margarita cookincanuck.com Oh hey, healthy fats. I almost didn't see you there with my good friend, Tequila. Recipe here.