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    You Are NOT My Facebook Friend, Mom

    Dear Moms Everywhere: NEWSFLASH: we do not want to be your Facebook friends. Do not send us a "friend request," because it will be ignored. Do not ask us to join your Mob Wars team or play scrabble 2.0, and do NOT waste a "good karma" request on us...really.