Life Is Short. Have an Affair.
Ashley Madison, the website that connects would-be adulterers, is running ads on local TV stations in Massachusetts and Florida targeting "male sports fans." The site boasts 3 million users and their jaunty slogan is "Life is short. Have an affair." Wow! 3 million undersexed and deceitful sports fans in one place! Where do I sign up?
2025 -- Things Fall Apart
The National Intelligence Council (NIC) predicts the end of US dominance by the year 2025 in "Global Trends 2025: A World Transformed." Out: economic liberalism, democracy and secularism. In: conflicts, natural disasters and nuclear arms proliferation. The bleak report includes a "presidential diary entry" from October 1, 2020 that narrates a powerful hurricane devastating New York City.