1.
When they demanded first class service.
2.
When they wrestled each other in broad daylight.
3.
When they took a stroll down main street like it was nobody's business.
4.
When they didn't care for your driving.
5.
When they copped a feel in front of the cameras.
7.
When they tried to steal your ride and were caught in the act.
8.
When they knew the power of seduction.
9.
When they needed milk, but didn't have the cash to pay.
10.
When they had no time for the most powerful man on earth.
11.
When they were front and centre of your selfies.
12.
When they were too tired to walk.
13.
When they knew the cameras were rolling but had sex anyway.
14.
When they were too blazed to be fazed.
15.
When they planned to be our overlords.
16.
When they met the queen of TV but didn't even bother looking at the cameras.
17.
When they were too stunned for words.
18.
When they came out at night.
19.
When they bathed in public.
