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19 Pictures That Prove Koalas Are Totally Badass

Koala-fied to not give a f**k.

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1. When they demanded first class service.

"Bow down to me bitches".
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"Bow down to me bitches".

2. When they wrestled each other in broad daylight.

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"Smack down".

3. When they took a stroll down main street like it was nobody's business.

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"Coming through peasants".

4. When they didn't care for your driving.

"Cop this".

5. When they copped a feel in front of the cameras.

"And they just think I'm cute and innocent".
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"And they just think I'm cute and innocent".

6. When they put Mike Tyson in his place.

"You fuckin' know it".
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"You fuckin' know it".

7. When they tried to steal your ride and were caught in the act.

"Wot M8"?
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"Wot M8"?

8. When they knew the power of seduction.

"How you doin'"?
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"How you doin'"?

9. When they needed milk, but didn't have the cash to pay.

"$4.50... fuck that"!
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"$4.50... fuck that"!

10. When they had no time for the most powerful man on earth.

"President? DGAF".
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"President? DGAF".

11. When they were front and centre of your selfies.

"Gram this shit buddy".
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"Gram this shit buddy".

12. When they were too tired to walk.

"Never letting go".
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"Never letting go".

13. When they knew the cameras were rolling but had sex anyway.

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"Let's make this shit go viral".

14. When they were too blazed to be fazed.

"Alright... alright... alright".
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"Alright... alright... alright".

15. When they planned to be our overlords.

"Give in to the dark side".
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"Give in to the dark side".

16. When they met the queen of TV but didn't even bother looking at the cameras.

"Can I just go back to getting high please"?
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"Can I just go back to getting high please"?

17. When they were too stunned for words.

"O M G"!
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"O M G"!

18. When they came out at night.

"Come play with me".
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"Come play with me".

19. When they bathed in public.

"It's not the size mate, it's how you use it".
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"It's not the size mate, it's how you use it".