1.
You start noticing your hair is a little long AND a little more messy in the mornings.
2.
You try styling it with wax, gels and hairspray... but NOTHING works.
3.
So you resort to wearing hats.
4.
But then your friends start questioning WHY you're wearings hats because you NEVER do.
5.
Ok, it's time to bite the bullet. Get a haircut you hippy!
6.
Your schedule is nuts, so you plan to get your haircut first thing Saturday morning. Bring on the weekend!
7.
Plus you've got plans that night, so you wanna look fresh.
8.
Saturday arrives. You get up super early to get to the hairdresser before the rest of the world hits the shopping mall.
9.
You don't bother washing or combing your hair. It's a mess, but fuck it... you're getting a haircut, so what's the point?
10.
You arrive at the hairdresser, but there is already a line. FML!
11.
So you're made to wait, flicking through magazines you NEVER read and ones that are over 6 months old.
12.
Finally, a thousand kids and their mums later, you're up!
13.
You're asked "what will it be"? There's no fooling around, it's the same, EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
14.
Your hairdresser wants to talk, but you'd rather just spend the time flicking through Facebook on your phone. Damn cape!
15.
Less than 15 minutes and you're done. Looking good too.
16.
You leave, with the utmost confidence. A new you... a new do.
17.
You feel as though you can take on the world!
18.
Family and friends comment on your haircut for the next 48 hours.
19.
But the honeymoon period doesn't last long. After a week, it's like you never even got a haircut.
