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Australia Only Had One Beach In The World's Top Ten And Here's Why

The beaches are disgusting down under.

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Travel website Trip Advisor released its choices for the world's top ten beaches at it's 2015 Travellers’ Choice Awards.

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Look closely... Australia only has ONE beach in the top ten. ONE!

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Australia is surrounded by over 10,000 beaches, so shouldn't we smash this list?

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Apparently not. Maybe the reason is because our beaches really do suck! For example, look at how disgusting Wineglass Bay in Tasmania is.

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And check out how deserted Cottesloe Beach is! No one is there, because it is lame!

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OMG! They actually do surfing tournaments at Bells Beach. How embarrassing.

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Look at the bland colour of the sand at Noosa. Boring!

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Turquoise Bay needs to be renamed Terrible Bay. Yuck!

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Don't get us started on how awful sunsets at Cable Beach are. Seriously don't bother!

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So many disappointed people at Bondi Beach. They should have all just stayed indoors.

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FFS! There's too many bloody rocks on Lizard Island!

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Just imagine the unsightly views from those unit blocks on Surfers Paradise.

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It's actually amazing that Whitehaven Beach made the top ten in the world, because it's so damn ugly.

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