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19 Tweets About Tamagotchis That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

When you get to heaven, you have to face all the Tamagotchis you let die.

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a corrupt cop shot my tamagotchi

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I know I wouldn't be a good father because child services took away my Tamagotchi on two different occasions.

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what do you mean I can't make my tamagotchi my emergency contact

4.

#MyLifeIn5Words tamagotchi tamagotchi tamagotchi tamagotchi tamagotchi

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Girl: "Hey are you doing anything tonight? Me: *checks phone, feeds Tamagotchi* "My schedule just cleared up"

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I remember the fifth of November... *flashback to me crying because my Tamagotchi died* I'll remember it forever

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*about to get shot* "No, don't shoot! I have 8 tamagotchis!" "......" "actually yeah shoot me"

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Of course the media have been bought by Hillary so they won't tell you about the tamagotchi she's kept on the brink of death for 19 years

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SAT: No electronics in the testing environment. Me: *Pulls out a Tamagotchi* If Mr. Squiggles dies, you'll pay dearly.

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[Joe Biden presses intercom] Tina, from now on I want my lunch wrapped in foil..like spaceman food. Also don't forget to feed my Tamagotchi.

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I tried to baptize my Tamagotchi and it died. religion is bullshit

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I'll never forgive the heartless veterinarian who refused to treat my deathly ill Tamagotchi.

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Biden is feeding his Tamagotchi right now.

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Just saw Biden check his Tamagotchi during Obama’s speech and Boehner snicker when he saw it was dead.

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dropped my Tamagotchi in the lake and now all my friends are dead

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hapy fathers day to my dad, who once asked me 'why are u crying' & i said 'my tamagotchi didnt wish me a hapy fathers day so it had to die'

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Going to jail because I've been claiming all of my tamagotchis for child tax for the past 10 years

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When you get to heaven, you have to face all the Tamagotchis you let die.

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Officer there’s nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]

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