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I mean how else are you going to find out??

Pick a pizza and we'll tell you the year of your death

Escolha uma pizza e diremos em que ano você vai morrer

Você ainda tem muito tempo de vida pela frente, minha rodelinha de tomate. Aproveite!

Fala minha pizza de quatro queijos, você tem uma vida linda e longa pela frente. Mangiare.

Você tem muitos anos de vida pela frente. Aproveite a sua vida com muita azeitona, calabresa e mussarela.

Infelizmente você não chegar no próximo século pra contar história, mas até lá dá tempo de comer muitas pizzas. Que delícia.

Você tem muito tempo pela frente, desejo muitos rodízios de pizza pra você e quem for da sua família.

Chegou a hora de saber quando você vai bater as botas. É só escolher uma pizza e boa morte!

Massa, hein? Você ainda tem bastante tempo pra comer muitas pizzas.

Que peperoni, hein? Parabéns, você vai viver bastante.

Meu molhinho de tomate do coração, você tem muita vida pela frente pra ir a muitos rodízios de pizza.

Great balls of dough! You've got lotsa time to eat lotsa pizza yet.

Pepperoni please. Congratulations, you are set to live for quite some time.

My sweet tomato sauce, you've got lots of livin' to do. Gonna need that time to get to all those pizzerias.

You've got a lifetime ahead of you,  my little slice of heaven. Enjoy!

My four-cheese is telling me something... it's saying you've got a long, beautiful life to look forward to. Mangiamo!

You've got years and years. Take full advantage of life and make sure it's packed with olives, Italian sausage, and mozzarella.

Unfortunately for you, you'll miss the 22nd century by a hair. But at least you've got plenty of time to eat plenty of pizza. Delizioso.

Lots of time left for you. May you and your loved ones enjoy many a pizza!

The time has come for you to find out when you'll be kicking the bucket. All you gotta do is pick a pizza. Happy dying!

Pick A Pizza, And We'll Reveal The Year Of Your Death

Pick A Pizza, And We&#x27;ll Reveal The Year Of Your Death

The time has come for you to find out when you'll be kicking the bucket. All you gotta do is pick a pizza. Choose wisely!

Great balls of dough! You've got lotsa time to eat lotsa pizza.

2050

Well would you stuff my crust and look at that; you've got plenty of time!!

2058

Sweet heavenly tomato sauce! You've got a lot of livin' to do.

2085

You've got a lifetime ahead of you, my little pepperoni slice. Enjoy it!

2073

It's written in the cheese: you've got a long, beautiful life ahead of you.

2121

You've got years and years. Take full advantage of life and make sure it's packed with plenty of olives, Italian sausage, and mozzarella.

2066

Unfortunately for you, you'll miss the 22nd century by a hair. But at least you've got plenty of time to eat plenty of pizza until then, eh?

2099

2071

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