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Ebola news got you down? Bring a little bit of levity to your life by taking this quiz!

Which Deadly Virus Are You?

What is your age? 

What age do you act like? 

What's your idea of a relaxing Saturday night? 

Who do you most associate with? 

Which of the following would you say most represents where you live?

Where would you most like to go on vacation? 

Pick a drink.

What's your motto? 

What type of movies do you like? 

What kind of friend would you say that you are?

You are Ebola. You are an up-and-commer in the world of deadly viruses. You already have your hold in Africa, and you're now making your way to the United States. CDC and WHO be damned! You spread fear whereever you go, and you're the current media darling. Keep it up, and some day, you might reach bubonic proportions!

Ebola

You are smallpox. You're the asshole that just won't go away, and sucker-punches the idiots that refuse to get vaccinated against you. You were down and out for a long time, but due to willful ignorance, you are making a comeback. Congrats, you scumbag!

Smallpox

You are the plague. While other people are getting drunk off of Ebola, you're laid back, waiting to strike again. You're soooo 14th century... but every once in a while, when the timing is right, you pop your head in to remind us you're still around. Hats off to your classic style.

The Plague

You are the flu. You are the joe-schmoe of mediocrity. Sure, you kill 500k people a year, but the sensible people get vaccinated from you, so you cherry pick the low hanging fruit. Have fun staying average.

Influenza

You are a rotavirus. There's something seriously wrong with you. You target kids and prey on their weak immunity. You're the John Wayne Gacy of the pandemic world. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Rotavirus

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