11 Dinosaurs Safe For Jurassic World

Anyone that saw Jurassic World saw how dangerous those dinosaurs were. Just bad for business. Next time, they should showcase these dinos.

1. The Two-Dimensional Cartoon Kind

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Little Foot would have never hurt anyone. Heck, he's even two-dimensional. Two-dimensional dinosaurs can't hurt anyone.

2. The Boned Museum Kind

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These piles of bones aren't going to do a thing to Jurassic World visitors. Honestly, you can't touch them so you better just avoid them altogether. They may not hurt you but Museum security will grab you in a second.

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How's he even going to see you.

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One step from this fella and he'll fall apart.

5. The pencil drawn/bird noise making type

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Back to the two-dimensional argument. Also, you bring one eraser at these fellas and they'll be gone for good. Also, what's that raptor chirping for? Throw that birdie a cracker.

6. The color drawn/signed kind

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This dinosaur is not only drawn, he is signed on the butt. A signature on the butt proves the dinosaur lets humans by them all the time.

7. The pencil drawn/wig wearing/talking kind

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Reason 1: He's drawn, bring an eraser. Reason 2: Wearing a wig. Tell that dino you know that's a wig and it'll bawl its eyes out. Reason 3: It talks and apparently loves wizards. That's one meek dino

8. The coloring book kind

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Children draw on these dinosaurs and none of them have issues. These guys aren't going to harm a fly. Also, they can't even move unless you carry around the coloring book.

9. The action figure kind

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Apart from the obvious reasons: action figures need humans to move them, action figures are typically chewed on by dogs, action figures are fake, etc. This dino already has contraptions to keep him at bay.

10. The kind that are in a cup

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As the saying goes, "If you can get a dino in a cup, they sure can't eat you up."

11. The working type

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This dino has so many appointments on his plate on a daily basis that he won't even bat an eye at you. Unless you're looking for some repair work done.