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This Video Of A Bloodthirsty Koala Chasing A Woman Is Terrifying And Hilarious

DRIVE FASTER. HE'S GAINING ON YOU.

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You probably don't think much of koalas, right?

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Bet you picture them sleeping all day in trees, all soft and cuddly, huh?

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YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG. LOOK AT THIS HORROR.

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South Australia resident Ebony Churchill uploaded this video on Saturday and it has quickly spread across Facebook BECAUSE OF HOW UNBELIEVABLY SUSPENSEFUL AND TERRIFYING IT IS.

Ebony Churchill / Via Facebook: ebony.churchill

Churchill can be heard be screaming as she tries to speed away from the koala on her terrain vehicle. "Far out! It's coming! Get away!" she shrieks, like in every horror movie you've ever seen.

Ebony Churchill / Via Facebook: ebony.churchill

"Where the bloody hell is it?" she says, as it disappears from view ONLY TO POP UP ONCE AGAIN. 🔪🔪🔪

Ebony Churchill / Via Facebook: ebony.churchill

"I don't know what I'm going to do now," Churchill says, as the beast takes control of her vehicle, presumably preparing to consume it in one bite somehow.

Ebony Churchill / Via Facebook: ebony.churchill

Churchill's caption on the Facebook video was concise and to the point:

Now if you ever see a koala in the wild you know exactly what to do: RUN. 🐨🔪💀

Ebony Churchill / Via Facebook: ebony.churchill

H/T: ABC

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