2. It Runs Fast and Looks Like Something Else
The octopus will never slow you down.
4. It Does This Crazy Thing Sometimes
That’s pretty confusing, and zombies are easily confused.
5. It Thinks Quickly and Zombies Don’t
Oh, you wanna mess with me? Boom. Disguised.
Here’s a close-up.
In reverse, it tans really, really quickly, which is probably helpful somehow, right?
7. It Can Defeat Nature’s Ultimate Warriors, The Cats
That which can defeat the cat can defeat anything.
8. It’s Good at Building a Coconut House
Boom. Just like that. Wait inside here until the horde moves on.
9. It Knows When It Will Need Something For Later, Too
I’m gonna keep this coconut house for later.
10. It’s A Strong Digger
Build a quick subterranean fortress with your new friend.
Like REAL quick.
12. Its Skin Can Do This and Yours Can’t
Those cells are called “chromatophores,” and they’re cool as hell.
13. It Has the Element of Surprise
That can be the difference between life and death in a zombie battle.
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