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You Can Now Get Mashed Potatoes From A Slurpee Machine At 7-11

For one dollar, you can get a tub of potatoes at 7-11. Add one more dollar, and you get a Big Gulp. Add one more dollar, and I'm guessing you get handfull of sausage casings and spoonful of kitchen grease.

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In case you can't read the directions, here's what they say:

1. Place the cup under the nozzle.

2. Press the "Mashed Potatoes" button once.

3. Chicken gravy will be dispensed after 2 seconds.

4. Enjoy your mashed potatoes.

I'm guessing Step 5 is "Dump entire concoction into a Monster (TM) Energy Slurpee." It is for me, anyway.

And here's a video of the machine in action:

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