1.
Hey, at least you didn't get this dare:
2.
And at least you didn't lose $75 at the movie theater:
3.
And look at the bright side: this isn't you:
5.
And at least you're not part of this origin story:
6.
And just remember: you're not this boyfriend:
7.
Keep things in perspective. At least your breakup didn't go like this:
8.
And your latte art doesn't look like this:
9.
And, hey, at least you're not this dude:
10.
At least you didn't get exactly what you wished for:
11.
And at least you don't have a mouthful of soap:
12.
Or a pancake full of soy sauce:
13.
And, hey, at least you don't have a restaurant full of awkwardness:
14.
Think about it this way: at least you're not this squirrel:
15.
Or this pair of pants:
17.
And at least you didn't lose your fake ID in the most embarrassing way possible:
18.
At least you didn't get this note today:
19.
Or lose your true love in the most expensive way possible:
And, hey, just remember: this isn't you right now.
