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What kind of monster does this?
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This is what an insane person does.
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WHO EATS A BURRITO LIKE THIS???
4.
That's not how cereal works.
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Why would anyone disrespect chocolate like this?
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Pop-Tarts don't deserve this.
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This banana didn't grow to be eaten like this.
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I'm so sorry this happened to you, Kit-Kat:
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I feel for you, avocado.
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I'm sorry, young kiwi.
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This is sacrilegious:
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Only serial killers eat cheese like this.
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I mean, WHO EATS A TACO LIKE THIS?!?!
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Why would you ever eat an orange like this? ARE YOU INSANE?
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WHAT DID THIS APPLE DO TO YOU?!
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Why would you ever slice a bagel like this? I'M LOSING IT.
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Put those forks and knives away.