Don't think millennials are tough? Well, how else did they survive...
1.
The LAVA-HOT surface of a playground slide:
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Getting impaled by a Lego in the comfort of their own home:
3.
Taking a pedal right to the most sensitive part of the ankle:
4.
Getting absolutely demolished by a scooter:
5.
Almost needing fingers amputated in gym class:
6.
Nearly suffering season-ending ankle injuries every time after playing on one of these:
8.
Getting a piece of hair caught in this abomination's mouth and having it keep gobbling it up:
9.
Smooshing their fingers under the weight of this 4-ton TV:
10.
Sustaining fourth-degree burns from a "toy" oven:
11.
Wacking their ankle with a Skip-It:
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Stepping on one of these...
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...or, heaven forbid, one of these:
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Getting their hair trapped in one of these slides and somehow not getting scalped:
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Leaving permanent dents in their fingertips to try to check how much juice was left in these batteries:
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Getting hit in the head with a bopper that was a liiiiittle too deflated:
18.
Wacking themselves in the face with one of these in gym class:
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And getting their foot caught under one of these at grandma's house:
