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    19 Reasons Why Millennials Are, Without A Doubt, The Toughest People Alive

    Case closed.

    Don't think millennials are tough? Well, how else did they survive...

    1. The LAVA-HOT surface of a playground slide:

    2. Getting impaled by a Lego in the comfort of their own home:

    3. Taking a pedal right to the most sensitive part of the ankle:

    4. Getting absolutely demolished by a scooter:

    5. Almost needing fingers amputated in gym class:

    6. Nearly suffering season-ending ankle injuries every time after playing on one of these:

    7. Or wearing these:

    8. Getting a piece of hair caught in this abomination's mouth and having it keep gobbling it up:

    9. Smooshing their fingers under the weight of this 4-ton TV:

    10. Sustaining fourth-degree burns from a "toy" oven:

    11. Wacking their ankle with a Skip-It:

    12. Stepping on one of these...

    13. ...these...

    14. ...or, heaven forbid, one of these:

    15. Getting their hair trapped in one of these slides and somehow not getting scalped:

    16. Leaving permanent dents in their fingertips to try to check how much juice was left in these batteries:

    17. Getting hit in the head with a bopper that was a liiiiittle too deflated:

    18. Wacking themselves in the face with one of these in gym class:

    19. And getting their foot caught under one of these at grandma's house:

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    How'd they do it? Because they're the toughest people alive.