Let's start things off with the most important reason of all...
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... BILL NYE'S BOWTIES.
Now that that's out of the way, listen up and CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
Imagine a world without Bill Nye...
Doesn't look too good, does it?
Now snap out of it and let's keep talking about why Bill is the best:
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Bill Nye is the greatest teacher because he just wants to see you learn:
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And he knows exactly where to find that knowledge:
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Because he doesn't age, so he can teach you FOREVER:
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Like, seriously, the dude doesn't age:
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He honestly may or may not be Abraham Lincoln:
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Because he taught us all that love exists:
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Because he'll help you with your bowtie:
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Because if he ran for president, it would be a landslide:
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Because one time in the history of mankind he made this face:
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Because watching his show was EXACTLY like this:
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Because his lessons transcend age:
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And he isn't afraid to act out Act V, Scene 1 of "Hamlet:"
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He taught us the proper way to hold a globe:
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And he introduced the world to Joel McHale in "The People's Quart:"
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Because he looks great travelling through space and time:
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Not to mention that he also looks great as a naked mole rat:
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Because he just may be Daniel Tosh's father:
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And because he taugh us that five Bills are better than one:
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Because he was the original ladies man:
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Because he taught us how to survive the bite of a wild Shia Labeouf:
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Because this sight still excites you:
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Oh, yeah, and he actually had some great advice too:
