1. A fun slide for the whole family:
2.
A completely normal snow-covered couch:
3. An empty ziplock bag, lightly used:
4. A burrito seasoned to perfection with kitchen-floor crumbs:
5. A dilapidated freezer complete with decade-old food:
6.
The world's most comfortable bed:
7.
A very clean, woven-from-the-finest-materials rug:
8. An original van Gogh definitely not from Paint 'n' Sip:
9. Gently used, wart-filled shoes:
10. This year's hottest Christmas gift — a blue shoe full of cherries:
11. The most sought-after gift of our time — a rare tennis ball plant:
12. State-of-the-art headphones:
13.
POTENTIAL, AKA a bunch of rusty wire:
14. A totally scent-free couch:
15. Four hundred dollars' worth of rocks:
16. The world's first smart ashtray:
17. A ketchup packet filled to the brim with botulism:
18.
And a "solid glass piece" with "reflective gold coating" that definitely isn't a butt plug: