3.
The Shakespeare of our generation:
7.
The hungriest person alive:
10.
The slipper joke teller:
11.
The mountain climber:
12.
The burrito time traveler:
14.
The most polite man out there:
15.
This crestfallen chips purchaser:
17.
The Christmas celebrator:
20.
The sunglasses-inside guy:
24.
The tallest person alive:
25.
The regretful mattress purchaser: