1. You're well familiar with their shoe of choice:
2. Way too familiar:
3. I mean, seriously, what are they wearing?
Upstairs neighbour's favourite shoes
4. Jordan Air Rocks?
5. Nike Metal Boosts?
6. And you're pretty sure this is their transportation method of choice:
7. They seem to be doing all sorts of home improvement at any hour of the day:
8. And night:
9. Seriously, WHAT IS GOING ON UP THERE:
10. Getting a good night's sleep has become almost impossible:
11. You're almost positive they wake up every day and have this conversation:
12. Or wait 'til the clock hits 3 a.m. and have this thought:
13. You're pretty certain they look like this:
14. You start to wonder, is there a lit'ral horse up there?
15. Could it be, like, forty-eight speakers?
16. What are they arguing about?
17. You've contemplated revenge:
18. Because nothing is worth than this:
