Rewind·Posted on Jun 25, 202132 Tweets That Completely Changed The Way I See The WorldI divide my life into two moments: before I read this post and after.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. On breathing: ng @Engidelrio I’ve just learned that it’s impossible to breathe and swallow at the same time now I’ve been sitting here trying to do it 09:07 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Engidelrio 2. On division: indra🦖 @daylightwallsx want me to ruin your day? 85 is divisible by 17 06:04 PM - 29 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daylightwallsx 3. On stairs: Kelsey @WatkinsonKelsey saw a tweet tht said u can’t stand backwards on stairs nd now it’s all I can think about 10:40 AM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On spoons: trieste @gorgeoustrieste spoons are just little bowls on sticks 05:44 PM - 30 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On bananas: PRΞΞSI🍽️🌊🌷 @preesi The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The pop tart is. 12:11 AM - 28 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @preesi 6. On lasagna: Luca 🇦🇺 @Luc_aRS if u had 1 lasagna and u put it on another lasagna, you’d still only have 1 lasagna 11:51 PM - 10 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On grandparents: King Londo👑 @LondoWithHundo You’ve probably never seen your grandparents jump before 07:53 PM - 07 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LondoWithHundo 8. On legs: Jolan @GoodOleJoles Just found out when someone tells you to “break a leg” in an audition it is because they are hoping you end up in the cast. Now my head is exploding 05:29 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On queues: Chloe x @ChloeTegan just realised that the 'ueue' in queue is silent... 11:10 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. And on teas: ordure bizarre @ordurebizarree 12:30 PM - 27 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On birthdays: Madison Stalker @_TheMadStalker Balloons are strange. It's like, happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath. 01:15 PM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On anger: Nibbles The Great @NibblesTheMini “Dammit im mad” spelt backwards is still “Dammit im mad” 06:00 PM - 01 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @NibblesTheMini 13. On growing old: Phoenix @MRoopchand143 The list of people older than you never increase. 03:46 AM - 01 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MRoopchand143 14. On soup: Kota @King_Kota_ The ocean is technically soup. It has meat and veg in a salty broth. 02:49 AM - 10 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @King_Kota_ 15. On toasting: Bon Jon Bovi (Dimitri) @ArrickHasADD Did anyone else not know that the numbers on toasters are minutes!?! I thought it was just different levels of toastiness. 02:45 PM - 03 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On pizza: chloe♡ @benzococktail pizza rolls are just italian gushers 10:32 AM - 14 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On nursery rhymes: Jessie @jbro_7100 I was today years old when I found out that “this little piggy went to the market” doesn’t mean he went food shopping... 09:21 PM - 25 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On maybes: kansk1k.tumblr.com 19. On ducks: Jordy Quarantino @JordoKT I just realized when your phone autocorrects to “ducking” it means crouching down and has nothing to do with ducks. How did I forget that was a real word 10:58 PM - 16 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On the past: HADD @itshadyy I wonder if, in past times, the space on Earth currently being occupied by my kitchen was the site of an epic life-or-death battle between two giant dinosaurs. 09:40 PM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On macaroni and cheese: Ms. Fluffy Unicorn🦄 @msunicornfluff Is macaroni and cheese "mac" because it's short for macaroni or because "mac" is an acronym for macaroni and cheese?🤯🤔 02:42 PM - 23 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On microwaves: Grind Mode Joe @GrindModeJoe Everyone owns a microwave, but there aren’t any microwave commercials.🤔 03:17 PM - 07 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GrindModeJoe 23. On time: my-patronus-is-a-computer.tumblr.com 24. On the body: Jesse 👽🐾🐲 @LestHeJesse It's weird to think that everything that occurs within your body happens in complete darkness 08:19 PM - 27 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LestHeJesse 25. On discourse: gene parmesan @nicodayss I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss” 04:59 AM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. On chicken: SQ9 @Saqibr_ When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger. 03:03 AM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. On Pokémon: twitterr.com 28. On washing hands: Twitter: @noah_choah1212 29. On worms: Jonzu @ImJonzu Fun Fact: Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms. 03:08 AM - 02 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ImJonzu 30. On birthday parties: Ashton Appleseed @Ash10Gram Every child's first birthday party is technically a surprise party 04:30 AM - 29 Jan 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Ash10Gram 31. On straws: Cole Tobias @ctobias7 A straw only has one hole in it. Think about that 11:41 PM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ctobias7 32. And on the world: Sarah L. @tear_xenon flat-earther: [opens mouth] me: did you know the world is actually just a cat playing with Australia?? 03:22 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Wow. Everything is different now.