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    27 Tweets People Born After 1999 Will Never, Ever Be Able To Understand

    If you know, you know.

    1. What the original Netflix looked like:

    2. What happened in McDonald's that day:

    3. How wild MySpace was:

    4. The longest 8 hours of your life:

    5. Peak MySpace:

    6. How to effectively measure time:

    7. The dark days:

    8. The devestation:

    The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as "nine zero two one zero" causing me to crumble into infinity dust

    9. The wildest time to be alive:

    10. This fact of life:

    11. The mad dash:

    I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

    12. Who this guy is:

    My dad looks like he just got a letter

    13. The true, unabashed joy:

    14. The ghost of Britney past:

    15. Late 2000s babies:

    16. How to also tell age:

    if you remember these, you’re eligible for assisted living, life alert and the jitterbug flip phone

    17. Past belts becoming future embarrassment:

    18. The sanctuary:

    19. The original Spotify:

    20. The warm glow of the TV:

    21. The terror:

    Kids these days just get a push alert to find out that school's canceled. They'll never know the pure terror/joy of waking up early and having to wait to see their district come across the scroll on the morning news.

    22. Becoming a technological genius:

    23. The loudest sound known to humankind:

    24. Proto-Alexa:

    25. The implications of being that low:

    26. The no-internet struggle:

    27. And, finally, Blink's truth: