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This is the true mark of adulthood:
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Ya gotta add more garlic:
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Spinach is the greatest magician of all:
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This is the real walk of shame:
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Bananas are impossible:
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And avocados are even more impossible:
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All water is different:
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This is the one universal language we all speak:
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This is the biggest difference between childhood and adulthood:
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Toast is the greatest invention of the last 400 years:
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Multiple trips are for THE WEAK:
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Spoons will always try to get you:
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You can't eat until you find the RIGHT show:
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And ya gotta put the subtitles on:
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There's a BIG difference:
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99% of cleaning is dishes:
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Everyone has had this moment of panic:
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Smoke detectors tell no lies:
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This is how mint gum feels:
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You'll never, ever make the right amount:
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This is the loudest sound known to humankind:
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Eggs are masters of improv:
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There is no moment more intense:
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There's nothing more anxiety inducing:
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Appetizers are genius:
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And potatoes are truly the GOAT:
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There's a huge difference in price:
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And you'll never forget all the food you let slip away:
