19 Things Trader Joe's Employees Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 4 Things They Absolutely Love

Can you not.

1. Trader Joe's employees hate when you can't see just how out of everything the store truly is:

Coworker made this meme, thought any employees could use the chuckle rn from traderjoes

2. Trader Joe's employees hate when you don't want your bag to be heavy despite buying 19 seltzers and three bottles of oil:

“I want everything in one bag...but I don’t want the bag to be heavy.” from TheSimpsons

3. Trader Joe's employees hate when you stand a little too close:

When a customer is standing too close while you're bagging but your social anxiety prevents you from saying anything: from tjcrew

4. Trader Joe's employees hate when you don't remove that card:

Gotta love it, especially when there’s a line lol from WalgreensStores

5. Trader Joe's employees hate when you give yourself a little in-store taste test:

Coworker found this hidden in the wine section…. Yes those are bite marks from tjcrew

6. Trader Joe's employees hate when you leave your cart in your parking spot like a barbarian:

Not a target worker but I thought this will make you relate. from Target

7. Trader Joe's employees hate when you put your trash all over the store...

This happens too often... from GroceryStores

8. ...or leave it in a cart:

New Jersey, where the crusty custies will leave their dirty bathing suits in the cart for you. from tjcrew

9. Trader Joe's employees hate when you miss what's right in front of you:

don't worry it happens to me too from tjcrew

10. Trader Joe's employees hate when you completely ignore their patented small talk:

Facebook

11. Trader Joe's employees hate when you sneak up on them like some sort of grocery store ghoul:

why do guests not announce their presence? i was writing something down and looked up and some guy was just looking at me like this for i don't know how long from Target

12. Trader Joe's employees hate when you make that dumb, dumb joke:

Every time from GroceryStores

13. Trader Joe's employees hate when you don't understand the laws of physics:

Customers will pull up like this and ask for one bag from GroceryStores

14. Trader Joe's employees hate when you try to forcibly enter the commode:

Customers when they see a locked bathroom from tjcrew

15. Trader Joe's employees hate when you act like the back is some magical place:

Customer: “Um. Excuse me. Do you have anymore lentil soup in the ba.....” ME: from tjcrew

16. Trader Joe's employees hate when you throw your coins at them:

Relatable from tjcrew

17. Trader Joe's employees hate when you can't follow card directions:

every. single. time. from tjcrew

18. Trader Joe's employees hate when you hand them your wet, slimy bags to put food in:

Every single time today from tjcrew

19. And Trader Joe's employees hate when you don't take the time to read:

Every single sign in the store from tjcrew

ON THE OTHER HAND...

20. Trader Joe's employees love when you have your own bags:

Funny sign by our art crew from tjcrew

21. Trader Joe's employees, of course, love when you put that dang cart back:

Corral them carts! from Target

22. Trader Joe's employees love when you get that gift card prepared nice and easy:

Once in a blue moon from Target

23. And Trader Joe's employees love when you recognize how annoying some customers can be:

Twitter: @_andywat_

It goes a long way.