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Trader Joe's employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say "ooh these are dangerous"
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if you go to Trader Joe’s with a list you want to see yourself fail. you gotta let the spirit of Joe guide you through the store
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how did trader joe’s build such a solid brand to the point where they can sell me a microwaveable burrito and I still think it’s healthy ?? we have to hand it to trader joe on this
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If the Trader Joe's cashier doesn't say "I love these" about anything you're buying, you have to put it all back and start over. #sorrybro
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trader joe’s could open up a restaurant where they just microwave their frozen meals and i’d eat there
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Trader Joe’s bravely asks what if a grocery store did not really sell vegetables
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You're not allowed to open a Trader Joe's in a lot with a regular, adequate parking lot. It has to be quirky with a bad traffic pattern. Gotta be.
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can only blame myself for failed trader joes purchases. like no shit this pasta sucks it’s made of black beans it says so on the label
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I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."
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Man if someone recommends something from Trader Joe’s to you, just buy two.
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Me walking into Trader Joe’s
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Trader Joes will $2.99 yo ass to death.
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At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose
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If you think you know what love is then you haven’t had Trader Joe’s chocolate covered banana slices
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Me after leaving my 36 reusable bags at home and the Trader Joe’s cashier asks if I brought one
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The most exciting thing in my life right now is browsing the Trader Joe’s dip selection.
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I always stock up on my faves at Trader Joe’s cause you never know when they’ll disappear 😭
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Accidentally worked a 16 hour day at Trader Joe's. Note to self: never wear a Hawaiian shirt while shopping there.
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When Trader Joe’s gets a new product it’s like a new friend is born and I will eat my friend soon
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Trader Joe’s is very sneaky with the dark chocolate treats near the register.
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Overheard the girl behind me in line at Trader Joe's say, "I love shopping here but it stresses me out" and I think that's the general consensus of shopping at Trader Joe's
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me in any normal grocery store: anxious, meek, hungry, alone and scared, totally lost, don’t know what to buy me in Trader Joe’s: powerful, honed in, pure zen, the light inside me forges the path to exactly what I need
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Trader Joe’s up there with Disneyland as one of the best places in the world
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Trader Joe's and Aldi are so much more than just grocery stores, they're *experiences*
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Every time I go to Trader Joe’s I think “could there be a worst goddamn parking lot? “
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