20 People Who I Know For A Fact Regret Every Single Decision They Made Last Week

Well, at least none of this happened to you this week.

1. The person who just bought the saddest PB&J in existence:

The $9 PB&J I bought at LaGuardia from Wellthatsucks

2. The person whose friend apparently decided their charger needed a sweet treat:

Person I borrowed my charger cable to brought it back with Nutella inside. from mildlyinfuriating

3. The person who won the mosquito battle but, oh ho ho, did not the war:

Headed to a pre-wedding brunch out of town. Smashed a rogue mosquito without thinking. On my white pants. from mildlyinfuriating

4. The person who was lucky enough to get some protein with their jam:

Freshly opened can of jam has a big patch of mold. It even made the popping sound when the seal broke from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who finally knows once and for all who is the true #2 in this household:

My dad just told me to get in the back seat because apparently my dog called shotgun from mildlyinfuriating

6. The person whose neighbor is apparently driving a giant heat laser:

My neighbor just got their car detailed; it's so shiny that the sun reflection melted my blinds from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who will forever hold a grudge against the squirrel that did them dirty:

Was sleeping and felt something hit my feet turns out a damn squirrel broke my window screen and ate my pizza [OC] from Wellthatsucks

8. The OTHER person who learned the hard way: Mosquitoes don't play fair.

Swatted a mosquito on the inside of my windshield, but she got the last laugh from Wellthatsucks

9. The person who was confused for a no good, rotten, dastardly lier:

just lost my job and now this. second time in a week too. I swear someone has me confused with their ex. from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who got a free sock make-over and is somehow upset about it:

Which action is more mildly infuriating? The person sticking their feet into the seat in front, or the kid drawing on their socks. from mildlyinfuriating

11. The person whose iced coffee is now the eternal resting place of this poor fly:

Dead fly in my iced coffee :( from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person who goes swimming at the local pool with an infernal demon:

Someone keeps taking bites out of our community pool noodle. from mildlyinfuriating

13. The person who was straight up crunchin' down ants for like 3/4 of a cup:

I thought this was coffee grinds on my foam but I was wrong… it was ants!!! from Wellthatsucks

14. The person whose PB&J came from the depths of hell:

School PB&J from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person whose sausage fell deep into the endless abyss:

my sausage fell out of the bread from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person who's going to be eatin' good at work today:

Brought a bag of doggie treats instead of a bag of instant oatmeal to work. from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person who literally lived my nightmare. No joke here. Literal nightmare:

Went to a friends farm look closely every black dot is a tick from Wellthatsucks

18. The person who experienced the meaning of true disappointment:

It doesn’t fit. It doesn’t fit! from mildlyinfuriating

19. The Hungriest Man:

Took an hour to cook and I was sooooo hungry from Wellthatsucks

20. And, finally, the person whose mug said it perfectly:

Oh no from mildlyinfuriating